8 Responses to The Jokes

1. TV says:

   May 29, 2011 at 1:27 am

   Knock knock,
   Whos there?
   Chuck Noris!
   Chuck Noris who?
   …?
   Sorry, jokes over when Chuck Noris gets involved!

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2. TV says:

   May 29, 2011 at 1:34 am

   Chuck Norris doesn’t get up in the morning, put on his boots, and get ready for work; he gets up expecting his boots to already be on while his work gets ready for him!

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   • admin says:

     May 29, 2011 at 8:31 pm

     Haha, thanks. I’ll add them to the collection.

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3. Chuck Norris says:

   August 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

   Chuck Norris doesn’t win, he allows you to loose.

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4. Snackbar says:

   August 12, 2012 at 8:10 am

   To figure out how many women Chuck Norris has been with, ask him, take the number he gives you, and divide it by zero.

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5. Sowmya says:

   September 11, 2012 at 9:03 am

   How do I download the jokes from your repository into a file?? Plz help..

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   • admin says:

     September 11, 2012 at 9:19 am

     By doing that, you lose the advantage of the remote hosting and the up-to-date database, but if you really want to: just fetch http://api.icndb.com/jokes/ (results into all jokes as JSON format).

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6. Mike says:

   January 26, 2013 at 4:19 pm

   Chuck Norris told the Most Interesting Man in the World that he can only drink Dos Equis.

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